Revel

Twenty things that make me go GRR:

1. When I put too much sugar in my coffee and have to pour out the whole cup

2. When two of my favorite shows are on at the same time and I have to switch back and forth between them.

3. When a reality show’s season finale doesn’t go the way I want.

4. When it’s too hot outside and I have to wait for the A/C to cool down my apartment.

5. When my iTunes keeps playing the same artist over and over even though it’s on “shuffle”.

6. When all the clocks in my house are set at different times and I don’t know which one is right.

7. When things get so dirty that I just don’t feel like cleaning them and I wallow in the filth instead.

8. When I need a shower but I don’t feel like it so I wallow in my filth instead.

9. When I eat the last Thin Mint out of a box and I think there is another box in the fridge, but there’s not. “I would have eaten that last one slower if I had known it was the VERY last,” I think.

10. When a comedian on Comedy Central Presents thinks he/she is funny but is not.

11. When I see a group of girls all wearing bug-eye sunglasses and camis prancing around buying things with their daddy’s credit card.

12. When I have to use scissors because a bag is too hard to open.

13. When things go stale.

14. When I am trying to sleep and just when I fall asleep someone calls me.

15. When people leave me a voicemail but then when I call them they repeat the same message again.

16. When a radio station overplays a song until I don’t like it anymore.

17. When people think that saying “thank you,” very sincerely is a tip.

18. When someone asks me for my last cigarette KNOWING it’s my last one, and KNOWING I will feel obligated to give it to them because they said “Please!”

19. When I hear a generic song.

20. When things run out of batteries and die right in the middle of using them.

Yes, this is how I spend most mornings. Making lists of things. Not always lists of bad things. Just lists.